Just so wrong!

So I just saw Twilight.

I've read all the books

and I can say this with 

all certainty...

This movie sucked!

The actors they cast to play the parts of the

Cullens were so WRONG in so

many ways! 

Let's start with the fact that in the book the vampire characters had pale, white skin...in the movie to acomplish this trait they painted the actors faces with white pancake makeup that was so obvious they looked like clowns half the time and the makeup stopped halfway around their neck and not below their shirt collar. It seems at some point in the movie the director noticed how stupid it looked so they stopped putting the white make up on the actors, but didn't go back to re-shoot the original scenes where they did have the clownish makeup on. 

The main characters, bella and edward

had no sexual spark what so ever. I do think who they cast for bella was a good cast for looks, but not for the quality of acting. The actor they cast for edward, good fit for looks, but dude you need to wash your hair. They were trying to play that 'teenage angst'

and it failed so miserably. The acting was very amateurish and stiff they spoke lines like they were reading off of cue cards. The director did a horrible job of conveying the secrecy around the vampire family and their closeness, it also seems the director just wanted to finish the movie because it was taking too long so she hurried some of the scenes. Who cast the actor for 'Rosalie'? In the book she's supposed to be so stunning that it takes people's breath away. The woman they had cast for her part had a bad dye job who wore a lot of spandex and had the biggest butt I have ever seen on an actress in hollywood. 

Why oh why couldn't they have asked me for 

my expertise and knowledge on this 

subject? Oh well, not every

movie is destined to be nominated for an oscar. Your loss

twilight.